You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this one.

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Feb 4, ’09 9:56 AM
by Ann for everyone

  We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.

We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the
house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.

We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always
tries to eat the bird.

I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the

The cat runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, I don’t want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night.

So, I explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon,
‘He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.’

A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so
long,’ he said, as we drove away.

‘That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her

to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the
neck. Then, I had to wrap her in

a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
hauled her fat ass downstairs

and threw her out into the back yard!’

The cab driver hit a parked car


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