A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU’VE probably NEVER HEARD BEFORE.

Blog Entry A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU’VE probably NEVER HEARD BEFORE. Nov 20, ’11 2:21 PM
by Ann for everyone
 
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde  declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes  for free!’ The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,  ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go give it a try?’
The blonde headed off to the  swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the  day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator  swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in  amazement as the blond struggled
with the gator.
 
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in  frustration……

CRAP! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT,  TOO!  

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