American History

Blog Entry Fwd:Adult Humor; American History Sep 27, ’07 3:38 AM
by little_running_deer for group lrdjournal
American HistoryNew School DayIt was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro
Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth
grade.The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history.

“Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death?’ ”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his
hand up.
“Patrick Henry, 1775.”

“Very good!” apprised the teacher. “Now, who said, “Government
of the
people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the
earth?”

Again, no response except from Pedro: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed!
Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you
do!”

She heard a loud whisper: “Screw the Mexicans!”
“Who said that?” she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. “Jim Bowie, 1836.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.” The
teacher glared and asked, “All right! Now, who said that?”

Again, Pedro answered, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister,
1991.”

Now furious, another student yelled, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
teacher, “Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, “You little
shit. If
you say anything else, I’ll kill you!”

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, “Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy, 2001.”

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the
floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re in BIG trouble now!”

Pedro whispered, “Saddam Hussein, 2003.”

Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted
“Duck”! The
Teacher, just waking, asked “Who said that?

Pedro: Dick Cheney 2006!

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