Harmless little old lady and other Jokes / 2011

Blog Entry R Rated, Harmless little old lady Nov 14, ’11 5:07 PM
by Ann for everyone

 
Whoooopppppssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!!!
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every
once in
a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20
bills
falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and
see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer.”

Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. Where did you get all that money?
You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a
Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence,
Right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the
flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my
hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I
surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it
comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh,
by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”

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