His Needs…Her Needs

Blog Entry His Needs…Her Needs Mar 18, ’12 6:49 PM
by Ann for everyone

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up, when the wife stops and says “I don’t feel like it, I just want yot to hold me.”
The husband says “WHAT?”
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman…
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at Nordstrom. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits and then tells his wife to take all three of them. Next they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 a pair.
Finally they go to the Jewelry Dept. The wife is so excited, she goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says “You don’t even play tennis, but ok if you like it then lets get it.” The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says “I’m ready, lets go to the cash register.”
The husband says,”No – no – no, honey we’re not going to BUY all this stuff.”
The wife’s face goes blank.
“No honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.”
Her face gets really red and she is about to explode.
Then the husband says “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man…

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