Smarty!

Blog Entry Subject: Smarty! Dec 13, ’07 3:57 AM
by little_running_deer for group lrdjournal

Subject:  Smarty!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.  I noticed he was watching
a teenager sitting next to him.  The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the
matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response;  knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style
he did not bat an eye in his response.

“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.  I was just wondering if you
were my son.”

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One thought on “Smarty!

  1. LOVE IT…I roared. ‘Your Dad’ reminds me of my own Dad…a Glaswegian ‘smarty’ if ever there was one….and frankly, there were bleedin’ millions!

    I’ll tell him about this one…he’ll love it too. Dad, is as dead as Julius Caesar, he died (physically in ’88 in my arms) but we have never stopped ‘talking’ to one another…he still has a great sense of humour.

    ‘Death’ is nothing like ‘the sheeple’ have been told…and I sense that YOU KNOW THIS…great stuff. Always, Annabelle xo

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