HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s

   used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several

    empty beer cans,a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine

    and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

   “Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for

    more ammo. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls —

    they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real

    bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from

    all the blood.

PS – I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside.”

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