What is really being said in this Christmas song? / 2006

 

What is really being said in this Christmas song?

“Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town”
(A merry tune or a vialed threat, you decide)

“You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town”

Vinnie, the Elf; “If you don’t do as I say. Big Nick is going to give you a chunk of coal or possibly a pair of concrete slippers”

Santa is both judge and hangman. He can dictate your fate on Christmas Day, if your not careful. It’s curtains for you bud, if you don’t go by Santa’s rules. Santa knows.

Vinnie; “Go ahead kid, be bad and see where it gets you. You and Nick will have a difference of opinion. And when Nick is unhappy, me and Sal are unhappy, Capice? Hey kid, nice puppy in your back yard. Sure would hate to see anything happen to it, if you gets my drift”

Salvatore, the Elf; “Opps, sorry kid. Guess I hugged the hamster a little to tight. I thinks it broke it’s fuzzy neck,……….nice Play Station”

“He’s making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town”

Vinnie “We’ve had you under surveillance for quite some time kid. Our records indicate that there is a discrepancy. The dates checked in red indicate Naughty Days or incidents. The blue are Nice Days. As you can plainly see, your in the red, kid.”

“He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake”

Vinnie “Like I said, we keep an eye on things. We pay close attention to details. . So it behooves you to be good. I know you would not like the alternatives, if you decided to be bad anyway. You get my meaning? Go ahead Sal, break the X-Box. Let this be a lesson to yous kid”

“With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums”

Vinnie and Sal “Ba Da Bing, Ba Da Bang, Ba Da Boom!”

“Santa’s a busy man he has no time to play
He’s got millions of stockings to fill on Christmas day”

Vinnie “The boss sent us down here so we can clear this matter up. He’s a very busy man and has other constituents to deal with while he’s in the city. So Sal and I are your personal representatives, if you will. We are his collections elves”

“Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”

Vinnie “Today is payday kid”

Buffalohair
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